Monday, May 30, 2011

Turkey curse spell

The turkey curse spell was inspired by my studies into the mysteries of discordian chaos magick.

Used in combat and/or social situations to engage the target in a battle of the wills. Caster and target both have a battle of the wills dice equal to intelligence and endurance averaged out and rounded up. the casters target number is the targets intelligence and endurance rounded up. the targets target number is the casters intelligence and endurance averaged and rounded up.

The result: if the caster wins the battle of wills then he has engaged the tartget and the target can not act other than laughing like a psychotic mad man rolling around on the ground. the caster can maintain engagement for a number of turns equal to his battle of the wills dice. for the duration of the turkey curse the target can not act, but is left wide open for attacks. if the target wins the battle of the wills than nothing happens.

To perform the turkey curse a fighting stance is taken with the intent of whipping some tail. Wave your arms around flapping your turkey wings while shouting 'Gobble Gobble Gobble' as load as you can.

To learn this spell an ancient book dedicated to discordian chaos magick must be found and studied for 23 days.

Power point cost: (2+3)
It can be used a number of times a day equal to your intelligence and endurance averaged and rounded up. Any more times than that could result in the loss of sanity and growing turkey wings.

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